DUMPMUSK.EU

THE EUROPEAN DUMP LIST

Dump Musk like he dumps the mothers of his kids.

Every subscription, every car, every satellite dish sends him money. Here's how to leave all of it, in minutes, and where to go instead.

Start dumping → Why dump him?

WHAT DO YOU STILL USE?PICK ONE

Tesla
next car or lease
→

Starlink
~5 min
→

Grok
~5 min
→

X
~15 min
→
See the whole list ↓

The dump list

Cancel link, the reason, and a European alternative for each one. Pick yours.

Tesla

next car or lease

Don’t buy, don’t renew the lease, cancel the FSD subscription.

Why: In Nov 2025 Tesla shareholders approved a pay package for Musk worth up to $1 trillion, tied to Tesla’s market value. Every car sold pushes him toward it. Source: Gulf News ↗

SWITCH TO

Renault ↗ Volkswagen ↗ Škoda ↗ Peugeot ↗ BMW ↗

How to get out →

Starlink

~5 min

Residential internet subscription.

Why: One man holds the off-switch. In 2022 he refused coverage for a Ukrainian strike; in 2025 he said Ukraine’s front line “would collapse if I turned it off”. Source: Ukrainska Pravda ↗

SWITCH TO

Eutelsat Konnect ↗ Orange × Nordnet (FR) ↗ Hispasat (ES) ↗

Check fibre, 5G or fixed wireless at your address first: it usually beats any satellite. Konnect is sold through local resellers; Eutelsat OneWeb is for business.

Cancel Starlink →

Grok

~5 min

SuperGrok and the Grok subscription.

Why: In July 2025 it posted praise of Hitler. In January 2026 the EU opened a probe into its sexualised deepfakes of women and minors. Source: Al Jazeera ↗

SWITCH TO

Mistral Le Chat ↗ Lumo by Proton ↗

Mistral is French. Lumo is Swiss, built for privacy.

Cancel Grok →

X

~15 min

Cancel Premium, then deactivate the account.

Why: Fined €120M by the EU in Dec 2025 for deceiving users. Musk’s reply: the EU “should be abolished”. Source: Ukrainska Pravda ↗

SWITCH TO

Bluesky ↗ Mastodon ↗

Leave X →

Dumped something? Brag about it.

Post the card, tag a friend who still pays him.

Download for Instagram Share on Bluesky Share on LinkedIn

DUMPMUSK.EU

I dumped Musk.

Tesla · Starlink · Grok · X
Your turn: dumpmusk.eu →

WANT BRUSSELS OFF X TOO?

LeaveX tracks every MEP still on X.

Find yours and get in touch through their tracker. We're with them on this one.

Go to leavex.eu ↗

Why dump him?

Less saviour of humanity. More Bond villain.

01 · EUROPE

He wants the EU gone.

Dec 2025. Fined €120M for breaking EU rules, he replied that the EU “should be abolished”.Ukrainska Pravda ↗
Days later. He reposted the EU flag peeling away to reveal a swastika, captioned “The Fourth Reich”.The New Daily ↗

02 · THE FAR RIGHT

He campaigns for Europe's far right.

Germany, Jan 2025. Weeks before the election, a live chat with AfD leader Alice Weidel on X: “Only the AfD can save Germany.”Eunews ↗
UK, Jan 2025. After talk of a reported $100M donation to Reform, he dropped Farage for refusing to back freeing Tommy Robinson.The News Agents ↗
London, Sept 2025. By video to Tommy Robinson's rally: “You either fight back or you die.”Gulf News ↗

03 · THE OFF-SWITCH

His decisions follow his feuds.

June 2025. Mid-feud with Trump, he claimed without evidence that Trump is in the Epstein files, and said SpaceX would start decommissioning Dragon, the US crew spacecraft. Tesla lost about $150bn in a day.KMFM ↗
March 2025. Ukraine's front line “would collapse if I turned it off.”Ukrainska Pravda ↗
The point. Satellites, cars, AI and a social network, all steered by one man's moods. That's not infrastructure Europe should run on.